he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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