I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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