week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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