the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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