I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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