hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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