the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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