I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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