Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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