If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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