do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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