My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
