Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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