she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
