singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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