i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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