the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So many bounce houses so little time
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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