Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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