No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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