How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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