her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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