Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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