If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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