you would pick up someone in the library
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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