how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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