plz talk dirty to me
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He passed out mid-signature
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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