I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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