I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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