i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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