so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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