Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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