He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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