when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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