yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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