Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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