ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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