I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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