Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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