I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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