why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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