do herpes really smell.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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