I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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