I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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