hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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