He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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