i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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