Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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