I need help removing her.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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