I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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