the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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