She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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