he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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