fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
