I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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