CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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