So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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