He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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