When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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