Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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