You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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